Portland Invasion
Reposting for my fellow Sounder…
Tim Hickel, ECS news.
Reporting live! Deep behind enemy lines… The Sounders Shock and Awe campaign has begun this morning. Clusters of sleeper cells have begun to emerge all over Portland this morning. Even from my hotel, now we can feel the ground shaking from the sheer volume of ECS supporters decending upon Portland. officials made no comment but locals all over Portland have been caught completely unaware. All of lower Portland bars and from the river to the stadium have been completely drained of alcohol. Officials fear Portland Timbers supporters throughout the ravaged city will not have anything to cry into tonight as the lament their impending loss to the Sounders this afternoon.
More as it comes. Tim Hickel ECS news
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